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Sorry, Lengites

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our apologies to the various residents around the Plateau of Leng, on which resides our Castle. Those of you in the area around 10pm last night saw something that was either really cool or horribly frightening. If you were scared … Continue reading →

Posted in Mad science, The Mandarin

Quick Plug

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you aren’t reading Pundit and Pundette, you’re missing some superb takedown analysis of the current administration. Be glad they’re on our side; the Czar would hate to be a victim of their water-freezing gaze! No particular favorite essay: just … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream

Do not be beguiled…

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Often times when one thinks they see a UFO, it turns out to be a weather balloon. Today we are seeing the first glimpses of a ‘jobs plan‘ by President Obama, but Dr. J. is concerned that all it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Economic policy, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

A United Europe…

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin happened upon this article from Reuters regarding former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder’s call for a “United States of Europe.” Now if your Mandarin recalls correctly, the last time a German Chancellor looked to unify Europe it ended with … Continue reading →

Posted in Eastern Europe, Europe, France, Germany, Nazis

Government Preservation, Costs Be Damned

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s just synopsizing Katrina vanden Heuvel’s ridiculously awful diatribe in this morning’s Washington Post. Feel free to peruse the hard left’s 2012 game plan here. ‘Puter doesn’t know how many times he’s going to have to deconstruct the left’s preferred … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, Stupid People, Washington Post - WaPo

Someone beat Dr. J. to the punch…(can Dr. J. say punch?)

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. was packing the lunches for the lil med student and lil resident this morning when on Fox and Friends, it was announced that rocket scientist, neurosurgeon and DNC Chairwoman(womyn?, person?, persyn?) Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz was … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Get Someone Else To Do It

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So what have the unions been up to? That is, besides telling Obama that he should not count on their support in 2012? Man, that guy can annoy anybody. Dread, awful, all-knowing-but-I-tell-him-stuff-anyway Czar, Saw this on NRO’s Corner from Kevin … Continue reading →

Posted in Unions

Maibag: Math Hysteria

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Once in a while, the Czar says something he believes will generate a lot of grief, and is surprised to find people agree with him. The Czar made such a comment the other day, and has received a couple of … Continue reading →

Posted in Evolution, Liberals, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin

NYT Breaking News: Obama Losing Popularity

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sharp-brained Gormogon readers (the Czar repeats himself, as you are all sharp-brained) will recall the Czar musing on the development of a new meme: One-Term President, which has been catching on fire among the liberal media. Some of us, however, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT

Garfield Spakes

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy Labor Day. Dr. J. hopes each and everyone of our readers enjoys a well earned rest this weekend. Be assured, Dr. J. is hard at work saving lives, abusing residents and documenting all of it on the EMR. Fortunately, … Continue reading →

Posted in Garfield, Gormogonica, Labor Day, Soviet Iconography

Turning Tanks Invisible

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The concept of invisible tanks is not only brilliant, it turns out to be pretty simple. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in Cool Weapons

The Czar On Evolution (Blah Blah, etc.)

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, did Michael Potemra totally nail it today. Basically, he demonstrates that anyone with a sensible reading of Genesis (the book, not the Gabriel/Collins group) must conclude that Darwinian evolution is actually in the interest of religion. In fact, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Evolution, Science

Time is the clock of the heart…

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Let’s say you need heart surgery, typically what we do is put you on a heart/lung machine (aka cardiopulmonary bypass (CPB)) to keep the rest of you alive while we are operating. We then stop the heart by putting it … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Innovation, Technology

A Zero Postscript…

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. must apologize, he was interrupted mid-train-of-thought  during his last post. The President better be swinging for the fences on Thursday, because we all know he throws like a girl†… † No offense the ladies, the ladies Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour

Zero…my hero…

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As has been documented, ad nauseum, in the news today, there were no new jobs added to the rolls in August, the first time since 1945. In addition the June and July numbers were downgraded by 59,000. He had no … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unemployment

Not quite the Eye of Sauron…

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…but with the same laser-like focus. Jamie Jeffords, who blogs under the alias, the Eye of Polyphemus, is a conservative, Christian, law school graduate who spends most of his time reviewing science fiction shows, posting pictures of pretty celebrities (largely … Continue reading →

Posted in The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Just Desert Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative ME writes in regarding Dr. J.’s sufferings at the hands of Rebecca Roberts: Dr. J., As a once and future resident of Arizona, I thank you for the link to NPR segment with Ms. Roberts and the caller from … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Mailbag, night of the comet, NPR, zombie apocalypse

The Art of Carney

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes, the Czar feels really sorry for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. He repeatedly goes before the world press, explains exactly what the President meant to say, in no uncertain terms, and rejects any notion that there is another, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Jay Carney, Obama Administration, Robert Gibbs, The Obama Amateur Hour

Government Family Circus…

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

The Progressive movement has always sought to place the “state” at the center of all human existence and your Mandarin has found a prime example of that in this article. There is an old saying that you can choose your … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Family, FEMA, Leftism, Progressives

Hat-tip Professor Mondo

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this over at Professor Mondo’s blog: Victor David Hanson at NRO writes: There is much talk about what some are perceiving as the fringe religiosity of Republican candidates such as Michele Bachman and Rick Perry. But the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Jeremiah Wright, Michele Bachmann, Religion, Rick Perry

Income vs. Wealth vs. Employment

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Recently there has been a lot of hay made about Obama’s stimulus, Keynesian economics, space aliens, etc. but there is an underlying problem that needs addressing. This problem is the misconceptions between income, as a benefit of employment, and wealth. … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Free Market Economy, Stimulus Package, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Obama Speech. Wanna Bet?

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Are you wondering what President Obama is going to announce in his upcoming Major Speech to the Nation? Really? No, we didn’t think so. In fact, we can pretty much call this like a rigged bingo game. Look for: An … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour

Obama Blinks

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Future one-term President Obama has rescheduled his speech before a joint session of conference from 9/7/11 during the Republican Debate to 9/8/11 which will likely lead into the New Orleans Saints/Green Bay Packers game. Given the lugubriously anemic economy, Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour

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