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Sweaty Men Consensually Rubbing Together

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 5, 2009

‘Puter didn’t realize that The Gormogons had become a sports blog. Since we’re now opining on sport generally, ‘Puter’s weighing in. ‘Puter’s favorite sports to watch are, in descending order: (1) ice hockey; (2) college basketball in conference games and … Continue reading →

Posted in Soccer, Sweaty Men, Talkin' Baseball

A Slighter Rebuttal

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 5, 2009

Allow the Czar to make a slight rebuttal to GorTechie’s otherwise brilliant post. This rebuttal is only to clarify some potentially disparaging remarks made about baseball, a “past time” near and dear to the Czar’s heart. We played it as … Continue reading →

Posted in Soccer, Sports, Talkin' Baseball, This sport really sucks

‘Puter’s Rear View Mirror

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 5, 2009

‘Puter’s more than passingly familiar with the financial services industry, the industry being pummeled the hardest (and deservedly so) by the current downturn. As such, ‘Puter’s been thinking about the many companies that have failed, and any commonalities among them. … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Industry, Fiscal Crisis, Greeks

A slight rebuttal

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by GorTMarch 5, 2009

Let me make a rebuttal to the Volgi’s post here.  And let me say that one could take Mr. Webb’s post as somewhat of tongue-in-cheek – but I’ll take him at his own words: “For those who think I jest…“. … Continue reading →

Posted in Red Dot, Soccer, Sports

We might have to make this guy a Gormogon

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 5, 2009

Because of his magnificent, “How Soccer is Ruining America: A Jeremiad.” Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Humor, Soccer, This sport really sucks

Always read Garry Kasparov

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 5, 2009

Great piece in the WSJ today. One doubts he’s seen the Volgi’s latest screed against Putin and our feckless Russian diplomacy, so it’s gratifying to see him making some of the same points. He goes further, however, in presenting evidence … Continue reading →

Posted in Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

H·P·R·I

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 5, 2009

Offended by the Volgi’s comments about the low standards of discourse in much of the Muslim world? My bad: Another installment in my “why not let these people have a nuclear weapon, what can possibly go wrong” series. “The Zionists … Continue reading →

Posted in Harry Potter, Insanity, Iran

Hakujin!

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 5, 2009

I love, love, love this story. Hmm…. but does he really think it means “Samurai” or “Dragon soul”? The story is a bit inconsistent. Or does he really know his tattoo 外人 really means “foreigner” and is he just yanking … Continue reading →

Posted in Gai-Jin, Japan

Good Relations With the Gormogons I Have

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 5, 2009

It’s weird how relevent the Gomorgons website is to every single thing the Czar thinks about. His six-year-old Царевич has recently completed a Lenten sacrifice by watching all six Star Wars episodes in their entirety (that means without wandering off … Continue reading →

Posted in George Lucas, Science Fiction, Star Wars

More Amateur Hour?

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by GorTMarch 5, 2009

America needs a good, functional intelligence community now more than ever. With the fiscal problems looming, there is cause for concern for instability and aggression from a variety of fronts. One only has to look back at some of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, The Obama Amateur Hour

Black conservatives… [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

…have a new magazine! Obviously, it’s not just for blacks or conservatives, but Freedom’s Journal is conservatism approached from a distinctly black viewpoint. Very slick—in the good sense—attractive, smart, and well-written. Check it out. May it prosper and last! Update: … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Conservatism, Freedom’s Journal

Now he tells us?

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

Stephen Schwartz, who’s written for years (not inaccurately) about the tolerant, cosmopolitan Islam of the Balkans may have to insert “historically” before “tolerant,” as he provides evidence that in both Bosnia (subscriber-only for now) and Kosovo, the forces of radical … Continue reading →

Posted in Bosnia and Hercegovina, Islamic Terror, Kosovo

T. Coddington van Voorhees III returns!

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

With his unique brand of Republican analysis! During our Bermuda summit many gambits were proposed to win back America’s elite electoral precincts from the left; sponsoring various hip hop colloquia at the better Ivies, supporting integration of gays into Nascar, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Republicans

Obama, Sidwell, Hypocrisy, and Two Kids on the Bubble

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

So, your Volgi is on record as saying that the Obamas’ sending their kids to Sidwell while opposing school choice is pardonable hypocrisy. I’m starting to rethink. Because apparently the one government program that needs to be cut in the … Continue reading →

Posted in D.C. Public Schools, School Vouchers, Sidwell Friends, Teachers, Unions

’Puter Grammaticus

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

I’m shocked that Ghettoputer, in his pointing to a story about a D.C. bus driver’s sucker-punching McGruff the Crime Dog (or, more accurately, the cop in the costume. Tough for you, Busman.), didn’t impress upon the world his long-held theory … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Latin, Metrobus

Take A Bite Out Of This!

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 4, 2009

GorT goes berserk, making little children cry. As an aside, the whole incident reminds ‘Puter of that absolutely disturbing CSI episode about PAFCon (plushies and furries convention, for those not in the know like The Volgi), wherein grown folks get … Continue reading →

Posted in GorT, McGruff, Metrobus, PAFCon

And ’Puter weeps…

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

…for the loss of his hero in this one. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in This TV show really sucks

GorT is already setting his DVR…

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

…for this remake. Finally, a chance for him to break out the old red jumpsuit… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in This TV show really sucks

Inconceivable!

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by GorTMarch 4, 2009

Are we about to fall victim to one of the classic blunders? The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia,and only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Russia

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, #3

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

The Gormogons want to thank the lovely and talented Emily Grace of Kick-Boxing Rhinos for linking to us, and we’re returning the favor. Welcome to the blogroll, Emily! Stop by, hit the “follow” button. We need more cute girls around … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica

Gettin’ funky while Rome burns?

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

So I remember G.H.W. Bush being pilloried for zipping around in a cigarette boat during Desert Storm, and G.W. said he gave up playing golf as it’d look bad during wartime. Now, I understand that only Republicans behave like callous, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

Обама, нет! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

Your Volgi is having trouble rousing himself to write about the Obama Administration‘s apparent, asinine gambit of writing to the Russian government and offering to remove the missile-defense systems we’ve worked so hard to get installed in Poland and the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Czech Republic, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Missile defense, Poland, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Okay, Don’t Listen

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 4, 2009

An update to this post. A day after nonsense allegations that racism is the reason openly self-confessed corrupt Senator Roland Burris enjoys single digit approval ratings, Illinois Governor Pat Quinn has suddenly backed off his demand for a special election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

What Happened?

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 4, 2009

In celebration of Black History Month (‘Puter’s always late), ‘Puter offers the following quote from fellow D.C. Area native (although, forcibly so) and Upstater by Choice, Mr. Frederick Douglass. I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, … Continue reading →

Posted in Frederick Douglass, Republicans

Arm Chair Quarterbacking

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

You know what’s great about participating on a blog like this? The Czar can do only minutes of research and make an outrageous conclusion based on that. Know what’s evidently easier? Being an economic columnist for U.S. News & World … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Media, U.S. Economy

Calling Obama to the mat

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by GorTMarch 3, 2009

While I disagree with some of the things Sen. McCain has done and I think his campaign staff or advisers derailed him a bit last year, at least he’s good at calling out wasteful spending.  Specifically, Sen. McCain quoted POTUS … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Do What I Say - Not What I Do, Earmarks, I want my MTV

The Chicago Machine’s Card Reader

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

With the triumphant downfall of Governor Rod Blagojevich, in which most of Springfield allegedly threw shoes at his toppled statue, most national attention has finally slipped away from Illinois. Major outlets have concluded that, at last, things are quiet in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

Nick of Time

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

No sooner does the DoD release the new FM 3-36 Electronic Warfare in Operations manual, than someone evidently reads it. Check this out: we detect and respond to a “malicious” source in Iran reading detailed blueprints for a helicopter in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of Defense, Iran, National Security

No Sex; Milking More Hits

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 2, 2009

The Czar is not surprised by the discovery that German readers are flocking to our site in record numbers due to the phrase “sex milking.” Of course, this is a mistaken reference to an actual post on this site with … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Japan, Sex Milking, Teh Intarweb

Half Measures By Small Men

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2009

What’s one of the main contributors to New York City’s impending collapse? Constitutionally protected state worker (union) pensions. In this column in today’s New York Post, Mayor Michael Bloomberg offers his worthless solution: create a new pension tier. Currently, there … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Michael Bloomberg, New York, New York Post, Pensions, Taxes

Busty Teutonic Princesses

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2009

We Gormogons had a noticeable uptick in traffic from Germany yesterday. Turns out, Germans are reaching our site when they search the term “sex milking.” Seriously, Germany. Get help. Right now. *N.B. The Gormogons are starting a new policy to … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Sex Milking

Ignorance is Bliss

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by GorTMarch 2, 2009

I really need a job where I can claim to be something and then not take the time to actually learn the terminology or underpinnings of the actual work…and succeed!  But maybe it’s the honest Eagle Scout in me that … Continue reading →

Posted in Pork filled Stimulus Bill, TARP, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Rants on Bill Paying

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 2, 2009

Your Czar is not one to whine, Andy Rooney-like, about the inconveniences of modern living, but the Czar has just paid some bills, and since the Gormogons have seen fit to reward him with blog-like powers, the Czar shall use … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Paying, Humor, Rant, The Czar of Muscovy

Takes One To Know One

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2009

The New York Times has labeled GM and Chrysler dead men walking.   'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Chrysler, GM

Jai ho…hey yo hey yo!

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 2, 2009

Glad they finally fixed this to restore the original soundtrack. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Humor, This movie really sucks

The Czar Recalls….

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

In the late-1990s, Czar was once stomping West on Lake Street, in Chicago’s Loop, when he was approached by a young woman in a Greenpeace shirt carrying a clipboard. She asked the Czar if he were concerned about El Niño, … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Greenpeace, Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Science

A Healthy Dose of Vitamin B-1B

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

Bloomberg reports that POTUS Obama wishes to redefine the US efforts in Afghanistan. Of interest to the Czar is the President’s concern about the needs of the poppy growers. “You know, what are we doing to replace poppy crops for … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, USAF

Slight diversion

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by GorTMarch 1, 2009

I’m generally dismissive of Hollywood for various reasons.  One is that they seem to kill or bury good, original shows.  Some may be construed as “cheesy” but there are a few good ones out there among the putrid reality shows. … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Leverage, This TV show really sucks

A Nation of Babies

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2009

We’re increasingly a nation of whiny little babies who don’t believe success ought to be earned.  Ruben Navarrette, Jr. posts an excellent column concerning student’s growing sense of entitlement to success, regardless of ability. According the study cited by Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Parents, Schools, Self-Esteem, Teachers

Liberal Psychology

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2009

Ah, Czar, where have you been all my life? ‘Puter thinks this post is mostly correct.  One quibble, though, which may be more a matter of semantics than a meaningful difference.  ‘Puter thinks adherents of hard core liberalism treat their … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Liberals, Religion

Answer: Under 100 days.

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by GorTMarch 1, 2009

Question: How long until traditional Obama backers start decrying the policies, speeches and efforts by the Obama Administration. First case in point, the NY Times: The economy is spiraling down at an accelerating pace, threatening to undermine the Obama administration’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

Paul Harvey, good day.

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 1, 2009

Paul Harvey was a radio great who lived long enough to entertain generations, most of the later of whom tended to cock eyebrows at his old-fashioned style, smoothly segueing through news, hokey stories, and ad copy. He was a titan … Continue reading →

Posted in Paul Harvey, Requiescat in pace

Milking Same-Sex Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

Eric Alan Beltt wrote that “liberalism is a psychology.” Beltt opines that liberals think differently than conservatives, and are not a political group so much as a way of thinking. Beltt explains that this way of thinking is, more or … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Hollywood liberals, Liberals, Oscars, Same-Sex Marriage

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