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The Palin-Fey convergence is consummated

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

It was inevitable, but still well done. Tina Fey in the role she was born to play: I’d have written the script a little more pointedly to show Hillary actually backing McCain and Palin in order to clear the path … Continue reading →

Posted in Amy Poehler, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, SNL, Tina Fey

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,722

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

Teachers are getting their naughty on early and often this school year. Nothing says “professional” like inadvertently showing your charges pornography on the classroom projector. You stay classy, teachers’ union! 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Teachers, Tenure, Unions

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,721

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

Schools are becoming increasingly treacherous for all. Exposure to teachers has now caused school nurses to be unable to keep their hands off their charges. To be fair to the teachers, these incidents happened outside of school, so that makes … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Bettie Page, Laura Obzera, Teachers, Unions

Brits Am Stoopid

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

I have no words for the sheer mindlessness of this. Well, maybe “dumb*ssery” fits. Again, and ‘Puter will leave a more detailed smackdown to GorT, THERE IS NO IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING! Even assuming there were, vandalism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Churchill, Global Warming, Great Britain, Thatcher

I knew we were gross…

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

But, hey, we’re groß in Germany this month. I have no clue why, but I’m happy to see my beloved Nordrhein-Westfalen showing up in force. Danke sehr, Deutschland. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Gormogonica

The age-old foes square off again…

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

…yes, it’s Cat vs. Printer in an epic battle of titans. Watch the whole thing. Via Film Drunk. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Uncategorized

Canada bugging out Afghanistan in 2011?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Yep, according to Harper. Of course, was he lying then or is he lying now? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Afghanistan, Canada

Porn = adultery?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Water-cooler article of the year. Does anyone else find the phrase “pornography use” a pretty creepy euphemism? The Volgi’s main concern with the spread of pornography is that, exposed to ubiquitous porn from youth, some kids today (mostly boys, to … Continue reading →

Posted in pr0n

Things going south between us and Pakistan?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

This may be an overdue reckoning, or it may just be the inevitable result of Musharraf’s downfall. The more public opinion—not to mention the military and ISI—comes into play in Pakistan, the less well we’re going to do in in … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Egypt, Pakistan, Taliban

Best Quote About McCain So Far This Election

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

And, from Canada, of all places. Yeah, there’s lots of stuff McCain can’t do, like, oh, I dunno, raise his arms. To surrender. Even if he wanted to. Which he never will. Visit Five Feet of Fury. You’ll wish you’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Five Feet of Fury, John McCain, Shaidle

Be Still, My Beating Heart

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

Behold ‘Puter’s new girlfriend, Megan McArdle of The Atlantic! Why, you may ask, does ‘Puter need a girlfriend when he’s got Mrs. ‘Puter at home? Beacuse Ms. McArdle may be the person most simpatico with ‘Puter’s thoughts on teachers’ unions … Continue reading →

Posted in Atlantic, Megan McArdle, Schools, Teachers, Unions

Robert Kagan on Russia and что делать?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Great Congressional testimony here at the Standard‘s blog. Read it all. And hmm, he sounds a little like the Volgi… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Russia, What is to be done?

Memento mortuos!

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Photo via With Leather Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in 9/11

Consider the Source

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2008

‘Puter just discovered that the people who live on this rock are, for the most part, absolute morons. According to this poll, fifty-four percent (54%) of the surveyed geniuses think someone other than Al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Barack Obama, Polls, Rachel Lucas, Reuters, Stupid People, World Opinion

Quel déception

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Sarko’s foreign policy, such an object of hope, proves ham-handed at best, counter-productive at worst. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in La Belle France, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa

Putin continues to flip us off

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Hope we give these guys a couple of good fly-bys over international waters. This is, of course, part a pattern. Chávez gets to flip us off, and Putin is testing our reactions. Of course, were we a traditional power, we’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Venezuela

Unions Screw California

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

With some help from the politicians. At least that’s what an op-ed piece in today’s San Francisco Chronicle (of all places) says. But who believes economists from Pepperdine University anyway? Our elected superiors certainly know what they’re doing. ‘Puter welcomes … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Instapundit, New York, Pensions, Unions

Fine, fine, I’ll go see Quantum of Solace

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

What am I, made of stone? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Bond—James Bond, Quantum of Solace

Iran’s capabilities in the Gulf…

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

…look increasingly formidable. But, not to worry, we’ve been spending healthily to keep the U.S. Navy’s surface fleet combat ready, right? Oh, never mind. (We’re down to, what, a 281-ship fleet from 587?) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, U.S. Navy

Turkish rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

…not going our way? Maybe when the Russians are in Sevastopol, Odessa, Poti, Batumi, and Sukhumi… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Turkey

ABC was ahead of the time

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by GorTSeptember 10, 2008

As the Atlantis shuttle rolls towards the launchpad for the STS-125 mission, NASA is dealing with a growing concern about space debris. Over the years, discarded boosters, satellites, etc. have accumulated in various orbits around the earth. Generally, the shuttle … Continue reading →

Posted in NASA, Space, This TV show really sucks

Like A Pyromaniac

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Sen. Obama just can’t help pouring gasoline on the fire. As noted before, ‘Puter’s no fan of Sen. Obama, but this is just getting painful to watch. Here’s some free advice for Sen. Obama. When you’re in a hole, stop … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Pyromania, Self Destruct

It’s Official

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Politics am stupid. And, for a change, much of the stupidity is coming from the Democrats. In a gaffe that a fourth grader running for class president would’ve seen coming, the Obamessiah is quoted as saying “you can put lipstick … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Politics, Stupidity

Mongolia wants allies

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Says the BBC, echoing the Volgi who will beg your pardon as he quotes himself: Last, from the perspective of Americans, do note the hole in the middle of the SCO in that logo: Mongolia, perhaps the most pro-American country … Continue reading →

Posted in Mongolia

Our “successful” Libyan policy

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Libya hasn’t changed. Qaddafi gave up his WMDs because he was scared and figured he was weak and next on our s*** list. And yet, we view their coming to the table as some sort of triumph of diplomacy. Wishful … Continue reading →

Posted in Libya

Ukraine next?

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Leon Aron, who has forgotten more about Russia than the faculties of many universities know, predicts that Russia might skip the Moldovan preliminaries the Volgi has predicted and been monitoring (here, here, here, here) and go straight to the main … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Ukraine

How do you say “The worse, the better?” in Farsi?

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

So goes the apothegm of Nikolai Gavrilovich Chernyshevski, the nineteenth-century intelligent who, among other things, wrote a novel whose title—Что делать? What Is to Be Done?—Lenin re-used (and which the Volgi uses as a trope hereabouts). Kolya Ch. meant that … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, The Worse the Better, What is to be done?, Women

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

The Volgi, who once spent a day moving stuff around in Fannie Mae’s office-supply room, is waiting for the baying of the congressional hounds for Franklin Raines and Jaime Gorelick to go to jail, like Ken Lay and the Enron … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Enron, Fannie Mae

Ok, we played a card.

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

A low card. But since the Volgi’s been complaining, he notes this with an iota of approval. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Nukes, Russia

Arrogance and Graft: Silver’s Winning Combination

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 9, 2008

How in the tank for public sector unions are New York’s legislators, both Democrat and Republican? How arrogant and smarmy can those legislators be? Meet Sheldon Silver (D-Manhattan), the majority leader of the New York State Assembly. Silver invited his … Continue reading →

Posted in New York Post, Sheldon Silver, Teachers, Unions

How Dirty is Cleveland?

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by GorTSeptember 9, 2008

Sure, we can make the jokes about burning rivers, etc. but now there’s this story: Adam “Pacman” Jones said the Browns did a lot of cheap stuff in Sunday’s game. DB Nick Sorenson (5th year out of Virginia Tech) grabbing … Continue reading →

Posted in Cleveland, NFL

Putin to U.S.: ёб твою матъ

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

Which isn’t a nice phrase. Google at your own risk. More seriously, this incident, in which Russian forces seem to have ripped off more U.S. military equipment than the previously-reported Humvees. For all the idiotic commentary following the Russian characterization … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

DO something, Zhivago!

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

As my mother used to say. U.S. passivity continues to embolden Russia. (And Iran, and maybe China.) Good post by Abe Greenwald: A strange and counterproductive psychology continues to prevent the U.S. from taking bold action against Russia’s move to … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Iran, Russia

Georgia-invasion blowback?

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

Ukraine seriously considering rebuilding a nuclear arsenal? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Ukraine

Hollywood is stupid.

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

We all know that. But here’s exhibit #57,431. As they’re making all sorts of handwringing, weepy, soldiers-are-victims, the-U.S.-government-is-evil, war-is-always-wrong paens to their own superiority, and flushing millions of dollars down the toilet in the process, there are stories like this … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Don Lafontaine, Hollywood, This movie really sucks

What’s next, “Asleep” for Ambien?

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

So your Œcumenical Volgi is comfortably ensconced on his couch watching football—an unaccustomed luxury lo these last few years. So then comes on an NFL commercial (odd, I know, one is already watching their product), and the tag-line is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Charmed, Love Spit Love, Morrissey, NFL, Psychedelic Furs, Richard Butler, The Smiths, This song really sucks

The Sleeping Giant

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 6, 2008

‘Puter hates hisself pension funds and gubbamint trying to manage money, even taken one at a time.  Putting them together in one place is like pouring gasoline on a fire: it looks cool from a distance, but you don’t want … Continue reading →

Posted in GASB 45, Gubbamint, Municipal Bankruptcy, OPEBs, Pensions, Unions

Bad News For the Little Guy

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 6, 2008

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the gubbamint is preparing to take over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  Hold on to your wallets.  Years of mismanagement and borderline fraudulent accounting practices, coupled with an implicit federal guarantee of Fannie … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Taxes

Russia trying to tank our economy?

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Maybe, according to this rumor. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Economic policy, Russia

Blinded by Their Own Hypocrisy

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by GorTSeptember 5, 2008

As a follow up to my earlier post about this, it seems that democrats will go pretty far to advance their agenda.  We have the Code Pink (or Pinkos) demonstrators at the RNC who appear to have gained entry either … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

It’s Mark Steyn…

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

…the movie! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Demographics, Mark Steyn

Comments!

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

A friend of the Volgi makes a fair bid to become the Official Commenter of gormogons.com. Noting the absence of the comment feature, he offers the following for those who miss comments. >>you alwyas like the repugnicans but lets face … Continue reading →

Posted in Shut up

Fukuyama against Georgian NATO membership

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Here. As I think I’ve argued somewhere (oh yeah, here, though sketchily), the West has a fair number of cards to play against a revanchist, expansion-minded Russia. NATO membership is one. If it’s as transparently a bluff as Fukuyama says, … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Moldova, Russia, Ukraine

Best. License. Plate. Ever.

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 5, 2008

South Park. Handicapped folks with a sense of humor. What’s not to love? Courtesy Jalopnik here and The Corner here. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although … Continue reading →

Posted in Handicapped, Jalopnik, South Park, The Corner, Timmy

Noir et blanc

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Stefan Kanfer has a lovely tribute to classical American cinema. He dwells on black-and-white photography, but doesn’t mention the tone palette, one of the principal problems with colorization and one of the principal glories of the technique. People tend to … Continue reading →

Posted in This movie really sucks

So, if you’re…

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

…descended from Romans, don’t go greek? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in AIDS, Bad jokes, Roman Empire

“The other Georgia to come: The eighteen tanks of Transdnistria could reach Chişinău in thirty minutes.”

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Tick tick tick. Michael Radu (and apparently the Moldovans and Romanians) share the Volgi’s foreboding on Moldova as Russia’s next target. (Cf. here and here.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Moldova, Romania, Russia

DEAD AGAIN!

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

These… are for you! Though briefly returned from his quietus to a persistent vegetative state, Mulder is dead to the Volgi again with the Daily Mail/National Enquirer report (via two-fisted, rock-jawed man of action Brendon Donnelly) that the rumors of … Continue reading →

Posted in David Duchovny, Téa Leoni

Whitehall gets it?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Sounds like the British government is getting its head around Putin’s revanchism. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Great Britain, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Is That A Duck Call In Your Pocket?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 4, 2008

Or are you just happy to see me? If ‘Puter had known that duck hunting could be so, well, stimulating, he’d have taken it up years ago. Yet another reason to follow Gov. Palin’s example and get out in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Daisy Duck, Duck Hunting, Phone Sex

Equality?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by GorTSeptember 4, 2008

With comments like the following (h/t to Politico.com), how in the world do the democrat supporters not appear hypocritical: Liberal radio host Ed Schultz used the words “bimbo alert” to refer to Palin – where’s the denouncements? “Her first priority … Continue reading →

Posted in Equality, Liberals, Sarah Palin, Women

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,720

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 4, 2008

Ah, skanky teacher love. Older female teachers molesting their adolescent charges. The stuff of which dreams are made. Erin McLean ‘n’ Sean Powell 4-EVAH! Unfortunately, Ms. McLean had two problems: (1) she was married with kids; and (2) her lover … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Erin McLean, Teachers, Unions

Wow.

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Sarah Palin

Fidei Defensores

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Follow-up for Ghettoputer: The American bishops have corporately come out with this statement on the history of Christian opposition to abortion. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Abortion, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Avery Cardinal Dulles, S.J.

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

The American Church’s leading intellectual (not public intellectual, like Chaput, but intellectual full stop), is ailing. May the Lord grant his faithful servant mercy the rest of his days and a peaceful death when they are done. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Cardinal Dulles, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

There’s a reason…

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by GorTSeptember 3, 2008

…that the Clintons’ are on record saying the most fair treatment they received was by Fox News. You got crap like the moron pictured (the one in the dress if you need help) spouting off on other news channels. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Matthews, MSNBC, Ze Jello Press

Where Are The Feminists?

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 3, 2008

Why aren’t they denouncing these sexist attacks on Gov. Palin? ‘Puter assumes they must be out of the States, vacationing in exotic locales, as is their wont. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →

Posted in Feminism, Jane Fonda, Sarah Palin, Useful Idiots

Keith Richards, Political Philosopher

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 3, 2008

The Democrats have now adopted noted political philosophers The Rolling Stones’ unassailable logic recorded for posterity in Satisfaction. Mr. Richards and his cohort deftly observed that “he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Feminism, Keith Richards, Rolling Stones, Sarah Palin, Useful Idiots

Don LaFontaine, R.I.P.

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 3, 2008

In a world…without Don LaFontaine (1940–2008), the multiplex will be a less entertaining place. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Don Lafontaine, Requiescat in pace

Mulder merely PVS to me

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 2, 2008

Ok, the Volgi semi-retracts his anti-Duchovny screed. If this story is true, he didn’t commit adultery but merely lusted in his heart (and, uh, elsewhere). After streaming video of underage Latvian clown porn, for all know. Dude. Look on the … Continue reading →

Posted in David Duchovny, Téa Leoni

Bad Kitteh!

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

Much like Eric Cartman, ‘Puter hates cats. Cats are not cute, they are not funny and they are certainly not friendly. And cats most assuredly are not welcome to my pot pie, either. But even ‘Puter’s hatred of felines has … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Cartman, Evil, Free Cat, Zachariah White

Kudos

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

When queried about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, Sen. Obama replied essentially that it was a Palin family matter, and the media should mind its own business. Sen. Obama further stated that he would fire anyone on his campaign who participated in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, Preganancy

In the Tank

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

Eugene Robinson in today’s WaPo parrots the Obama Campaign talking points on Gov. Palin. When you have the script in front of you, the column practically writes itself. With the media so far in the tank for Sen. Obama and … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugene Robinson, In the Tank, Media, Washington Post - WaPo

The Bear prowls

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 2, 2008

The Post gets it. And Russia taunts NATO. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), NATO, Russia

Good sun rising?

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

Ordinarily, the Volgi can go on for days about Japan’s insufficient historical reckoning with its crimes during World War Two. (Austria, please pick up the white courtesy phone.) Consequently, he generally enjoys when the Chinese shame the Japanese into some … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Japan, Tarō Asō

Essay question

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

Is the West prone or supine before Russian aggression? Discuss among yourselves. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Decline of the West, Russia

Meddling government

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

While I share GorT’s incandescent rage (rim shot), over the federal government’s unilateral imposition of mercury-vapor lighting and ardently hope it’ll be reversed, it’s not like this is new. We’re still using lame low-flow toilets and shower heads because we, … Continue reading →

Posted in CFL, Gubbamint

Aziz, more light!

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by GorTSeptember 1, 2008

Ok, with that weak reference to Luke Perry’s fine acting skills in The Fifth Element, I wanted to rant about CFLs. That is Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs. Did you know that 400 senators and representatives voted last December to ban incandescent … Continue reading →

Posted in CFL, Free Market Economy

Us autocracies gotta stick together?

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 31, 2008

Article 1The Purposes of the United Nations are: To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, United Nations

The argument for Turkish-Armenian rapprochement…

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 30, 2008

…as a key to Caucasian stability and freedom from Russian hegemony, presented very well here at MESH. The author’s correct to cite Atatürk’s policy of neutrality (“Yurtta sulh, cihanda sulh.”) as a long-standing guidepost of Turkish diplomacy, but in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Armenia, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, Russia, Turkey

Still at the kids table

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

The democrats will learn someday that being petty, complaining about everything under the sun, and labeling everyone isn’t a winning strategy. After the McCain campaign aired the congratulatory ad, the Obama camp first responded to the naming of Gov Palin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Miracles and wonders (con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

This is amazing. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Medicine, Miracles and wonders

Mulder is dead to me.

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

He cheated on Téa Leoni. What the hell?! That’s Hugh Grant/Divine Brown-level mystifying. And enraging. If I were married to Téa Leoni. I’d have a sex addiction, too. An addiction to sex with Téa Leoni. My god, she’s smart, funny, … Continue reading →

Posted in David Duchovny, Flying Blind, Stupidity, Téa Leoni

Get Thee Behind Me, Union!

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

Michelle Rhee, chancellor of the D.C. Public School System has told the teachers union local “It’s on.” Steven Pearlstein of the Washington Post pens a story that ‘Puter wishes he could write about his local school district. And, best of … Continue reading →

Posted in Jhoon Rhee, Michelle Rhee, Teachers, Unions, Washington Post - WaPo

Great moments in physics

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Perhaps these intrepid scientists can consult with those skateboarders to figure out why their brilliant experiments have come to naught. Via With Leather, America’s Idiots-Getting-Injured Leader®. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Dudez, Stupidity

“Naughty librarian”

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Gov. Palin has one new Scots-American’s vote? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Craig Ferguson, Sarah Palin

Turkish foreign-policy rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…not only necessary as said, but possibly on-going. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Turkey

You know, if France wanted to be helpful…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…they could help the Turks out here with nuclear power expertise. Which would reduce Turkish dependence on Russian natural gas. Which helps everyone. (Except Putin.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in La Belle France, Nuclear power (more now please), Russia, Turkey

Liturgical music is a subject close to the Puter’s heart

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

So here’s a hopeful-seeming trend for him. Everyone knows the more obvious specifics. Vatican II said Gregorian chant should assume primary place but instead we got pop tunes more suitable for a children’s playground than Mass. We were told that … Continue reading →

Posted in Liturgical music, Sword in My Pants, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Sarah Palin

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Dear God, the McCain camp got competent. They’ve been almost perfect for the last couple months. And the Palin pick is fantastic for a variety of reasons. A few: • She’s young (44), offsetting the McCain-old-guy issue to a degree.• … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Old Johnny Mac, Sarah Palin, Veepstakes

GorT, Super Genius

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

GorT, much like Wile E. Coyote, is in fact a super genius. ‘Puter’s father has also been kicking around Gov. Palin’s name of late. ‘Puter thinks Gov. Palin is a strong, but not perfect, pick. She’ll remind moderate Democrat women … Continue reading →

Posted in Dan Quayle, New York Times - NYT, Sarah Palin, Wile E. Coyote

The Prognosticator Does it Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion … Continue reading →

Posted in Hockey, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin, VP

Beer Pong, Anyone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

Ah, college. ‘Puter remembers his halcyon days of higher learning well. However, ‘Puter doesn’t recall getting bombed with the president of his college though. Might’ve happened. ‘Puter’s relatively blank on 5.75 of the best 7 years of his life. Behold … Continue reading →

Posted in Coeds, Grade 13, Iowa Central Community College, Mark Crimmins, Wee Heavy

Interesting times for Turkey-watchers

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

These days. My own sense is that, however vivid Turkish anti-Americanism is at the moment, serious Turks understand that it’s a whim they can indulge only in the absence of external threats. And for all Turkey’s dependence on Russian natural … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), NATO, Russia, Turkey, U.S. Navy

Where have all the good men gone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008

I was doing some light surfing today and came across this article. I’ve been to TR Island – it’s very enjoyable. I’ve been to many national parks and forests that are here largely in part to President Teddy Roosevelt. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Engage!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008

I’m a big fan of telling people and the government to get out of the way of innovation. There is so much that can be accomplished when the bureaucrats don’t throw up roadblocks. Therefore, I present these two articles on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Taiwanese-Americans for McCain?

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

If this American expat is right, the Biden pick may have alienated that 0.16% of the U.S. population. (And more seriously, it’s not welcome news to those of us concerned with America’s position in the Pacific.) Parenthetically, when it comes … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

“Listen up, you primitive screwheads. This is my BOOMSTICK.”

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

Volgi bait is what Puter’s gun post here is. Indeed, a 12-gauge is probably the best home-defense weapon you can get from an intimidation, as well as lethality, standpoint. However, your Volgi would argue that, in fact, a sawed-off 12-gauge … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Home Defense, SPAS-12

¡XIBALBA!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

For any archaeological or Meso-American nerds out there, this is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. And, um, wire-service folks, the Mayans didn’t believe in a “mythical underworld,” they believed a literal underworld—that’s what you’re looking at—was where the souls of the dead went. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Archaeology, Miracles and wonders, New Mexico, The Maya, Xibalba

Что делать? — Burmese edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

Interesting post by Max Boot. Liberating Burma from SLORC (or whatever they’re calling themselves this week) is a very worthy cause, but not one that will gain widespread support these days. That said, if Thailand, India, and Malaysia were on … Continue reading →

Posted in Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), What is to be done?

NOLA Mans Up

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

About danged time. According to The Gun Shots, a blog over at Outdoor Life, folks in New Orleans are taking their hurricane preparedness a little more seriously this time around. While the AR-15 is a fine weapon (particularly if you … Continue reading →

Posted in AR-15, Guns, Hello Kitty, Home Defense, Hurricane, New Orleans, Remington Model 870

It ain’t charitable…

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

…if you’re forced to do it. This is akin to the Left’s confusion of state action with private action, and the ensuing putative equivalence (or superiority) of paying taxes to donating time or money to charity. Except that, of course, … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Social Justice

Windfall Profits, and Other Liberal Myths

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

George Will’s column today offers some fascinating statistics giving lie to the Democrats’ contention that Big Oil is sticking it to the Little Guy. Will writes: Obama thinks government is not getting a “reasonable share” of oil companies’ profits, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Exxon, George Will, Liberals, Taxes

One Day At A Time

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

How ironic, and sad. Ms. Phillips would be better off following the advice offered by her 1970s sitcom’s title. Schneider should take Ms. Phillips into his janitor’s closet and beat some sense into her with his keys-on-a-retractable-chain. And Valerie Bertinelli … Continue reading →

Posted in Eruption, Mackenzie Phillips, One Day at a Time, Schneider, Van Halen

These are what will eventually make medicine affordable for everyone…

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

…provided we don’t crush these types of experiments with some gigantic government-run rationing program like those in Canada and Europe: [City Journal] Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Health care

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,719

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 27, 2008

Welcome back to school kids! It’s going to be a fun-tastic year here in good old Sodus Central School District in Upstate New York. Guess what? One of your teachers is going to be “transitioning genders!” Isn’t that great? No … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Teachers, Transsexuals, Unions

Ai grijă, Moldovo!

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2008

Once again, Russia is rattling sabers at Moldova. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I did. Transdnistria is the new South Ossetia. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

Ok, the Olympics are over and done and it was a good time regardless of the rhythmic-synchronized-judged “sports”, fakery, propaganda, etc. But the drama continues. Kudos to the folks over at Stryde Hax on continuing to pursue this underage Chinese … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

You’re A Racist If You Vote For McCain

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 27, 2008

‘Puter intended to write about this editorial in the Wall Street Journal yesterday, but noting all the hullaballoo on the interwebs about the issue, decided not to do so. Thinking about it last night, though, ‘Puter got good and riled … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Election '08, Old Johnny Mac, Rant, Stuff White People Like, Whitey

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