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Carey Price, Stick-Fighting Ninja

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Either that or he’s Neo. Everyone ready for hockey season? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Hockey

Russia adds another pretext to go after Ukraine?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Via Kathryn Lopez. Casus belli, Melvin Belli, what’s the difference? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Ukraine

RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching (10/2) (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

So, what’s up with the медведь today? Breaking the Sarkozy agreement and keeping the Europeans out of South Ossetia, schmoozing the Germans, modernizing their nuclear forces (unlike us), spying on the Czechs, monkeying with their democratic window-dressing, and venerating Stalin. … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Germany, Nukes, Russia

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,724

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

What? No happy ending? Ah, teachers. Is there no end to the wackiness their depraved minds can come up with? Today’s recipient of the coveted Great Moments in Teaching Award is Ms. Donna Coulter, third grade teacher at Kissimmee Charter … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Donna Coulter, Kissimmee Charter Academy, Massage, Teachers, Third Grade, Unions

A Little More Gasoline, Mr. Fire?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

In a great example of how not to handle a financial crisis, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) decided to incite more market instability. In comments to the press last evening, Sen. Reid stunningly stated We don’t have a lot of leeway … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Financial Crisis, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi

Money talks, bulls— walks.

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

V.D. Hanson, eschewing the fustian that sometimes envelops his interesting ideas, here suggests that the collapse of the American financial system could presage some genuinely terrible events on the world stage. You’ll recognize his concern about America’s emboldened enemies from … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, War

U.S. ♥ Syria?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Friend of the Gormogons Steve Hayes reports that Condi requested a meeting with the Syrian FM. So, destabilize Lebanon, assassinate people, that doesn’t count as state sponsorship of terrorism these days, I guess. Maybe they were discussing U.S. support for … Continue reading →

Posted in Syria

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by GorTOctober 1, 2008

“This leadership team will create the most honest, most open, and most ethical Congress in history” – Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Press Release, November 16, 2006 In the ever growing list of examples why this is far from the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Nancy Pelosi

To Our Jewish Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy New Year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

To Our Muslim Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy Eid al-Fitr. Enjoy freedom from the daily fasting of Ramadan for another year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Why The New York Times is Dying

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

The New York Times has issued a diktat that it’s OK for Mayor Bloomberg and the City Council to subvert the will of the people, as expressed through the public’s voting twice to uphold term limits. Apparently, New York City … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloomberg, Giuliani, New York Times - NYT

What’s the Difference Between a Liberal and a Conservative?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

The difference is a conservative judges a person on who he is rather than on the group to which he belongs. For liberals, group identity is more important than individual identity. “But ‘Puter, why are you posting photos of yourself … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Patriot, Gay Pride, Instapundit, Sarah Palin

Shameful Bias

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Who would’ve thunk it? Bias from a public television reporter against those who would radically cut her funding? Ms. Ifill’s releasing a book, on Inauguration Day, recounting the rise of Blacks in politics, with a full 25% of her book … Continue reading →

Posted in Media Bias, Newt Gingrich, Vice Presidential Debate

TICK…TICK…TICK…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Hail to the Redskins, How 'bout them Cowboys?, Nutjobs, T.O.

Syria going to invade Lebanon again?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Amir Taheri says it looks like it. Looks like they’ve got their Operation Himmler false-flag operation all set up, and are just waiting for a Gleiwitz Incident. Credit where credit is due, the pretext of going after Islamist terrorism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey

RFE/RL Roundup: Sakartvelo On My Mind

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 30, 2008

So what’s going on in Georgia? Hmm. The poor, oppressed South Ossetians whom the Russians had to save from Great Georgian Imperialism are ethnically cleansing South Ossetia. I’m sure they don’t have Russian permission to do this. Their army must … Continue reading →

Posted in Bosnia and Hercegovina, Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, War crimes

Getting down to brass tacks

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by GorTSeptember 30, 2008

I’m not a big fan of political spin by any party. This financial crisis that we’re facing is not Obama’s fault. And while maybe he could have been more vocal in his prior warnings and efforts to rein it in, … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Politics

Back to the USSR?

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 30, 2008

Far be it from your Œcumenical Volgi to disagree with the estimable Kathy Shaidle, Canada’s angriest and sharpest bloggeuse, but apropos her argument here that United Russia is looking increasingly like the old KPSU, Confucius* says respectfully that Russia under … Continue reading →

Posted in Nashi, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

New York, New York

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 30, 2008

Today, New York Post headline writers picketed in front of the New York Stock Exchange. The writers produced their own signs, perfectly capturing the sentiment of many Americans who foolishly played by the rules. ** Satire. And picture may be … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, New York Post, NYSE, Public Opinion

Preach on, brotherman.

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 29, 2008

I’m reminded of that superstition today by the absurd overvaluation of intelligence and educational credentials of the Democrats. Of course, as Heather MacDonald points out it’s always possible to go too far in the other direction, but I’m inclined to … Continue reading →

Posted in Credentials, Democrats

Get Educated!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by GorTSeptember 29, 2008

Every time I read Thomas Sowell, I’m impressed. I’ve wondered why some of my relatives lean to the political left, so this column seemed relevant. Just chill on the following quote from the column: It is hardly surprising that young … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Thomas Sowell

Pretty good and very accessible explanation…

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 29, 2008

…of the regulatory mess that created the mortgage meltdown. It gets a little partisan and histrionic (though not wrong, I’d wager) at the end, but it’s worth watching all the way through. UPDATE: And for a more precise explanation of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Economic policy, Fannie Mae, Financial Crisis, Old Johnny Mac

Optimists

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by GorTSeptember 29, 2008

I wasn’t able to watch the first debate and all I’ve seen is the general spin of McCain won or Obama won for various reasons. In the end, it seemed like a wash. Later this weekend, I was sent an … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Fascism, Optimism

The Worse the Better—American-style?

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2008

Our friend Chernyshevski would have understood this. Whether or not the specific thesis holds, the Volgi remains flummoxed that Obama’s troubling—if not damning—association with all sorts of groups on the far left that has gone entirely unexamined by the “centrist” … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, The Worse the Better

Credit where it’s due

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2008

Strong statement by Condi contra Russian demands: “We will not permit Russia to veto the future of NATO, neither the countries offered membership nor their decision to accept it…We and our European allies will give our help to Georgia…. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia, Ukraine

Great Moments in Teaching, Episode #42,724

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 28, 2008

Our latest contestant is Sandy Binkley, a high school math teacher in at Portland (TN) High School.  Go Purple!  Ms. Binkley allegedly succumbed to the knowing experience of a 17 year old student.  Ah, young, illegal love.   ‘Puter recently … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Sandra Binkley

We’re A Bunch of Selfish Babies

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 28, 2008

You want to know who’s really responsible for this economic crisis?  Look in the mirror.  See that handsome chap/fetching lass staring back at you?  It’s all his/her fault.  I want more, I want it now and I don’t care what … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, George Will, Instant Gratification, This Week

Nancy Pelosi = Herbert Hoover, Just Dumber

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 28, 2008

This will work great!  I mean, it worked so well the first time, right?  Like when President Hoover raised taxes in the teeth of an economic downturn, helping the economy to tank and stay in the tank for 15 or … Continue reading →

Posted in Depression, Herbert Hoover, Megan McArdle, Nancy Pelosi

How we got here

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2008

The roots of the crisis in four easy steps. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Economic policy, Financial Crisis, The Fed

South Ossetia ≠ Kosovo

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 27, 2008

Doubtless all the Gormogons’ readers saw through Russia’s silly “Kosovo” pretext for invading Georgia. If, however, you were worried about the details of the claim, Noel Malcolm (who literally wrote the [ok, a] book on Kosovo) goes through the historical … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Kosovo, Russia

Follow up

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by GorTSeptember 26, 2008

As a brief follow up to this story, and without going into details, I do want to say that I’ve seen promise for various elements of the IC (Intelligence Community). Several agencies are suffering a generational continuity gap and parts … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching (9/26)

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 26, 2008

So, let’s see what’s going on. Rattling sabres, or just flexing, Russia claims it’s going to build a space-based missile-defense system and upgrade its nuclear submarines. And laughing at the U.S. and defiling the grave of James Monroe, she’s giving … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Iran, Russia, Venezuela

H&K made this work?!

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 26, 2008

The OICW, one of the most misbegotten weapons projects in the history of small arms, may have finally borne fruit. For those of you who haven’t been following this, the OICW was a massive overreach in terms of technology and … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns

WWHS?

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 26, 2008

Instead of furthering the inevitable liquidation of the maladjustments brought about by the boom during the last three years, all conceivable means have been used to prevent that readjustment from taking place; and one of these means, which has been … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Friedrich Hayek

Another One Bites The Dust

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 26, 2008

Well, JPMorganChase and Jamie Dimon just bought up the bricks and mortar and some of the better assets of Washington Mutual at the fire sale price of $1.9 billion, seemingly at the behest of the FDIC. Not to say ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in FDIC, Jamie Dimon, JPMorganChase, WaMu

Worried that the CIA is a self-serving bureaucracy…

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

…that’s basically become the State Department with more levels of classification? Well, this article (via Shmuel Rosner) won’t do anything to allay your fears. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in CIA

VLAD TO W: DROP DEAD

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

Gordon Chang reports the Russian foreign-policy establishment is saying with one voice, “Look, we’re not playing ball. Punish us for Georgia, and we’ll upset your precious little multilateral applecart.” This is about as blunt as diplomats get. So, what now, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

Pauline Kael Revisited

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2008

Ah, never one to disappoint, the New York Times offers up an unintentional satire of itself on par with New Yorker film critic Pauline Kael’s obliviousness and New York arrogance. Ms. Kael is reputed to have said, in response to … Continue reading →

Posted in Appalachian Proverbs, Brits, New York Times - NYT, New Yorker, Pauline Kael, Roger Cohen

’80s awesomeness

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

Patrick Nagel meets Princess Leia. Read all about it. And buy GorT one here, before the limited edition of 200 is gone. UPDATE: Welcome, to all those lashed to the oar at JVL’s Galley Slaves! Stick around! Have some fun! … Continue reading →

Posted in Star Wars, The ’80s

“Tom’s Diner”

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

Wonderful, wonderful little essay by Suzanne Vega on her gorgeous ditty “Tom’s Diner.” Ms. Vega’s a nice prose stylist, as well a terrific lyricist. And, yeah, the Notorious ŒV listened to Solitude Standing for several years straight. Great, great album. … Continue reading →

Posted in Suzanne Vega, This song really sucks

Government as Religion

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2008

Two of the three Gormogons have extended family members who are true believing liberal Democrats. The Notorious OEV did a better job of choosing his relatives. As the election has approached, and truth be told, for the last eight years … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Worship, Hello Kitty, Jesus, Mark Steyn

While they were protecting those poor South Ossetians…

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

…those crafty Georgians must have forced forced the simple, good-hearted Russian soldiers to destroy their country’s cultural patrimony. They’re tricky bastards, those Georgians. This reminds the Volgi of the kind of crimes against history and culture that the Serbs perpetrated … Continue reading →

Posted in Bosnia and Hercegovina, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Serbia, War crimes

Axis of Evil® watch

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

So, we’ve crossed Iraq off our list of malefactors. Who’s left on the actively anti-American front? Well, if we ignore great powers like Russia and China, we’ve got Venezuela, Iran, Syria & North Korea. (Pakistan’s ISI may soon be bidding … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, North Korea

Is Change another Clarence Walker?

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by GorTSeptember 24, 2008

So is Hubert Chang’s claim true? Google has exploded and continues to do so taking on a multitude of competitors (mostly Microsoft) in a variety of fields: search technology, web-based email, web-based applications, photo sharing, maps, location-based services, data centers, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fifth Beatle, Google

The Gormogons welcome their followers!

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

Although we’re not entirely sure of its utility, the Gormogons have added a “Followers” widget thingy to our sidebar. And, mirabile dictu, we’ve have our first members! A special Gormogonical welcome to Michael Bird of Yorba Linda, California, and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica

Japan’s new PM: ’70s Action Hero

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

This hunk of awesomeness is a homebrew video about Japan’s new PM, Tarō Asō, whom we’ve already discussed a little chez Gormogon. Turns out Asō can outshoot the Ghettoputer nine days of the week with a scattergun. He was on … Continue reading →

Posted in 1970s, Japan, Tarō Asō

Britons are entranced by the exotic in the U.S. race

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

No, not the half-Luo Hawaiian who spent a bunch of his childhood in Indonesia. That’s old hat for the heirs of Empire. No, it’s the candidate who’s so compellingly, entrancingly American. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Sarah Palin

RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

Nice gesture by Medvedev; let’s hope he does more. Too bad Stalin’s the “strong Russia” model Putin is going for. The Russia Lobby continues to press Washington. Matlock’s arguments about the effects of admitting Georgia and Ukraine aren’t trivial, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia, Stalin, Ukraine

Populism Run Amok

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 24, 2008

‘Puter’s not certain what to think of the bailout. ‘Puter doesn’t trust Paulson much at all, with his “everything’s OK, nothing to see here, move along” shtick of a month ago coupled with his “the sky is falling” position of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Bankruptcy, Electric Boogaloo, Hank Paulson, Meltdown, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Breaking News!

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 24, 2008

In a shocking turn of events today, Clay Aiken has come out of the closet! Knock ‘Puter over with a feather! This may have been the worst kept entertainment industry secret. Ever. In all seriousness, best wishes to Mr. Aiken … Continue reading →

Posted in Clay Aiken, Coming Out Party

RFE/RL Roundup: Not so quiet on the Russian front

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 23, 2008

Well, nationalism and attacking an unbeloved ethnic group is apparently popular in Russia, boding ill for any sort of domestic check on revanchist nationalism and, indeed, likely stoking public anger at the first sign of push-back by the West. Not … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Joint Chiefs of Staff, Kazakhstan, Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, NATO, Russia

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,723

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2008

OK, ‘Puter knows this is not technically teaching, but ‘Puter did get an interesting education on the bus, so ‘Puter’s going to shoehorn this one into the Great Moments in Teaching series. And really, what teenaged girl hasn’t taken a … Continue reading →

Posted in Bus Drivers, Furthur, Teachers

Of Course That’s What They Meant

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2008

On the lighter side, ‘Puter finally sat down last evening to do some thinking and drinking, and reviewing of the Sunday ad inserts in the Upstate Fishwrap. One sporting goods vendor was advertising an end of the season sale on … Continue reading →

Posted in Ball Crushing Savings, Dick's Sporting Goods

Happy 100th Anniversary of the End of the World

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 23, 2008

At least in the imagination of the people nearest the Tunguska Event of June 30, 1908. (I know, I’m a couple months late, but what’s a couple months is cosmic-geologic time?) Something—no one’s quite sure what—created a massive fireball over … Continue reading →

Posted in TEOTWAWKI, The Tunguska Event

Pashtun Awakening, possible or not?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

So Fred Kaplan here (via Shmuel Rosner) is saying that there’s no sign of the necessary preconditions for a Pashtun Awakening or the like that would allow an Afghanistan surge to succeed. I find this curious, because just last night … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, al-Qâ’ida, Pashtuns, Taliban

Guns for Ivan

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

Max Boot says: The Wall Street Journal reports on the sharp boost in Russian military spending, which is due to rise by over 25% to more than $50 billion next year. That may appear insignificant compared with U.S. defense spending(more … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Russia

So maybe Bush is a fascist after all.

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

Just not in the way the frothing lefties allege. In 1936, anti-Fascist historian Gaetano Salvemini wrote in his Under the Axe of Fascism that Mussolini’s regime subjected the tax-paying citizen to corporations because, “the State pays for the blunders of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Benito Mussolini, Economic policy, George W. Bush, Liberal Fascism, Taxes, Yap Islands

Bully!

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 22, 2008

‘Puter agrees (mostly) with The OEV’s post below. To clarify ‘Puter’s position a bit, this new-found government focus on elimiation of moral hazard certainly changes the rules of the game, making taxpayers implicit guarantors of private equity’s risks. We all … Continue reading →

Posted in Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Moral hazard, Regulations, Teddy Roosevelt

Speaking of returning from occultation…

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

…there’s a brand new article posted on Mark Steyn’s website. Might the best opinion columnist in English* be returning from his hiatus? Nous vivons et l’espérons. Confucius suspects Steyn wouldn’t agree but recommends Lou Reed’s cover of Weill’s “September Song.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Kurt Weill, Lou Reed, Mark Steyn

Europa, Europa

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

Condi: Georgian invasion leaves Russia isolated. Well, except for Europe. (I mean, a three-month delay is enough for invading a tiny neighbor, right?) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

Foreign bailouts?

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 21, 2008

Ok, as y’all know, your Œcumenical Volgi is one Skeptical Volgi when it comes to government bailouts of enterprises. Ghettoputer is not happy with the fact that foreign-based banks operating in the U.S. might be bailed out of their junk-mortgage … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of the Treasury, Financial Crisis, Moral hazard, The Fed

Georgia-invasion blowback? (Con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 21, 2008

Has Russia just set itself up to lose territory by justifying their invasion of Georgia in terms of South Ossetian self-determination? Because now, Gordon Chang reports, the South Ossetians are mumbling about reunifying with North Ossetia. Which is part of … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Ossetia, Russia

Populism v. Elitism

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 21, 2008

Populism is the belief that the little guy, the common man, has wisdom that should (and at times, must) be followed.  Elitism is the belief that the betters in our society should rule, and that dictates should come from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Elitism, Jimmy, Populism, South Park

Yeah, This Makes It MUCH Better

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 21, 2008

‘Puter’s had it with the credit crunch/greed is good/bailout debacle.  ‘Puter was going to post on aging gay pop-star drug abusers who want your sex receiving minimal punishment, but then he came across this little gem, so he had to … Continue reading →

Posted in European Allies, George Michael, Hank Paulson, I Want Your Sex, U.S. Economy

Note: When in a hole, stop digging

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2008 by GorTSeptember 20, 2008

Sen. Obama is running ads and preaching that the Fannie Mae / Freddy Mac debacle and subsequent bailouts are due to failed Bush policies. Now, I won’t defend the current administration as being fiscally conservative. In fact, I agree with … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

RFE/RL…in style

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 20, 2008

The invaluable Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty has a new and improved website. Go poke around. RFE/RL incidentally is run by Friend and Hero of the Gormogons, Jeffrey Gedmin. Or M.C. 900-Foot Gedmin, as he’s known around Gormogons HQ. Confucius, Œc. … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeff Gedmin, Radio Free Europe

Reserve my seats now

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2008 by GorTSeptember 19, 2008

Ok, while GungaDin, I mean Ricky Tiki Tavi, I mean Rin Tin Tin is interesting, I’d like to offer up the following movie as the next must see movie. Maybe it’s all the Philip K. Dick novels I read as … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Superheroes, Watchmen

Paramount is completely high

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 19, 2008

Ticket to ride, white-line highway Tell all your friends, they can go my way Pay your toll, sell your soul Pound-for-pound costs more than gold The longer you stay, the more you pay My white lines go a long way … Continue reading →

Posted in Are You High?, Hollywood, Paramount, Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg, This movie really sucks, Tintin

Now that’s what I’m talking about.

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 19, 2008

Moving ahead with Eastern European missile defense. God love the Czechs. Thank you. Or as I hear you say, “Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů.”* By the way, Russian objections to NATO expansion and deepening on its borders—like the Polish-Czech missile … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, GRU, Missile defense, Monty Python, Russia

Boom goes the dynamite

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 19, 2008

For all your housing-market-induced-meltdown news, here’s the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in AIG, Fannie Mae, The Fed

Voting for the JV

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2008 by GorTSeptember 19, 2008

I was doing a little light reading in between coughing fits and stumbled upon* today’s article in The Week by Gormogon favorite David Frum. I’ll clip a few highlights here, but it’s worth the extra click or two to pop … Continue reading →

Posted in David Frum, Fannie Mae

Highways and Hot Dishes

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 18, 2008

It’s official. ‘Puter is putting Minnesota’s Department of Transportation and the contractors who rebuilt the I-35W bridge in charge of every highway project in the nation. These guys finished the project on budget and three months early. I guess eating … Continue reading →

Posted in Flatiron Construction, Manson Construction, Minnesota, Transportation

Who’s Winning?

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 18, 2008

We’ve all heard way too much recently on the dark side of the current financial meltdown. ‘Puter was thinking and drinking last evening and came to the realization that we’ve heard little about who’s taking advantage of the instability in … Continue reading →

Posted in AIG, Bear Stearns, Jaime Dimon, JPMorganChase

“Capitalism”

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 18, 2008

I can’t remember who wrote it, but some smart guy once said, “‘Capitalism’ is simply a pejorative term for ‘economic reality.’” James Bowman has a nice screed on the topic here. The Volgi is nowhere near qualified to weigh on … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Japan, La Belle France

Jaw-jaw may be better than war-war…

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 18, 2008

…but not by much, and possibly less for actually getting things done. Or such is the upshot of Joshua Muravchik’s piece in the new Commentary. A brisk jog through the history of twentieth-century summitry and other high-level diplomatic stunts, he … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism

Ramblings of a Mad Man

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by GorTSeptember 18, 2008

GorT’s been under the weather for the past 2 weeks with a nasty cough – I’ll spare everyone the gory details. So I’m glad to be back and while I’ve seen, read and heard way too much to post about … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Press, Sarah Palin

Terrific psychological profile of Putin…

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

…by Ralph Peters here. I don’t know much about Putin the man, but Peters seems pretty on-target. Jumping off from that piece, Abe Greenwald here discusses just how alien the cultural and psychological premises of our principal adversaries are, and … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, North Korea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Ramblings of a Confused Septuagenarian

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 17, 2008

Maureen Dowd, pictured right, has completely lost her ever-lovin’ mind. That’s not really Ms. Dowd, and she’s really only 56, not 70. But that said, today’s opinion piece in the NYT may be the most incomprehensible piece of drivel ‘Puter’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT

Me Next!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 17, 2008

‘Puter hereby volunteers to do his part in this expanding financial crisis. ‘Puter has informed Treasury Secretary Paulson and Fed Chair Bernanke that he stands ready to accept an $85 billion no strings attached bailout with taxpayer money. It’s for … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Ben Bernanke, Hank Paulson

Treasury bailing out the Fed?!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Dear God, what a mess. This is what we get for overburdening the Fed. The Fed has zero business worrying about the economy. The Fed should only worry about the stability of the currency, but it’s charter gives it dual—and … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of the Treasury, Economic policy, Federal Reserve

Pakistan, de facto al-Qâ’ida/Taliban patron

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Well, turns out Pakistan is now putting its notional territorial sovereignty above its participation in the War on Terror. While we may paper over this diplomatically given the return of an elected government in Islamabad, this effectively moves Pakistan into … Continue reading →

Posted in Pakistan

McCain on Mae & Mac

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Apparently John McCain has been hammering the government-backed profit machines for a while. This is promising; if he wins, it shows that he might not succumb to the usual Washington madness of re-regulation and subsidy. McCain’s not deeply versed in … Continue reading →

Posted in Fannie Mae, John McCain

Our plans proceed apace!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

24 July 2008: The Gormogons go online “furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer.” (See sidebar.) 16 September 2008: This story surfaces. Coincidence? Go on thinking that. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →

Posted in New Mexico, Our huckleberry, Val Kilmer the Thirteenth Imam

Kerry, Schumer, and McCaskill block Western access to Iraqi oil. China says, 謝謝!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Read all about this disgrace. Why, after all the assistance we’ve given to Iraq over the past five years, was the first major Iraqi oil deal signed with China and not with an American or even a western company? The … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Democrats, Iraq, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

The Paper* reports

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT Conservatives have immediately rallied to their party’s new star, citing that gun ownership and hunting are indelible parts of American culture. Indeed this point is hard to argue, as John Adams was notorious for having captured … Continue reading →

Posted in Bigfoot, Sarah Palin, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Weekly World News

St. Cameron, ora pro ’Puter

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

So, not to kick a Puter when he’s down, but St. Mildred of D.C. could in fact tell ’Puter that there was a St. Cameron, martyred at Cagliari, Italy (feast, August 21). Though to be fair, he’s awfully obscure. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, St. Cameron, St. Mildred

Too Much “Get Smart” Can Be A Bad Thing

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 16, 2008

Some kids never learn. Adults these days are hep to the “old laxative in the cupcake trick.” Two genii at a Louisiana magnet school decided to have a little fun with teachers by poisoning their food. ‘Puter had issues with … Continue reading →

Posted in Don Adams, Ex-Lax, Get Smart, Kamrin Kennedy, Marietta Kennedy, Tastycake

We’re Hoselton Nissan. Customers Don’t Matter.

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 16, 2008

Hoselton Nissan, you just made ‘Puter’s little list. Nissan recalled ‘Puter’s 2001 Pathfinder because Nissan didn’t realize that road salt corrodes metal. Well, sort of. The recall was for a defective fuel filler tube that is subject to corrosion due … Continue reading →

Posted in Consumer Rights, Hoselton, Nissan, Recall, Road Salt

Bitter much?

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by GorTSeptember 16, 2008

The Tina Fey spoof of Sarah Palin on SNL last weekend was good…heck, even Sarah Palin noticed the resemblance and dressed as Tina Fey on Halloween. However, it looks like the un-funny Chevy Chase has a little to say about … Continue reading →

Posted in Chevy Chase, Hollywood liberals, Sarah Palin

Has Pepé Le Pew taught us nothing?

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

Apparently so. (Couldn’t get the drill-down link to work; hope your mileage varies.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Smelly Cat

Pro-Western Ukrainian coalition collapses.

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

And somewhere, Vlad is smiling. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Russia, Ukraine

SCIENCE!

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

Too funny. I wonder if he’s been reading David Berlinski’s new book, a terrifically wry and profoundly learned plea for epistemological modesty. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in David Berlinski, John Cleese, Metaphysics

Free Bashkortostan!

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

Now this, on the other hand, is delicious. Here’s a list of the twenty-one “republics” in Russia (twenty-one out of eighty-four administrative units). You’ll note (or let me inform you) that all of those except Dagestan are named for ethnic … Continue reading →

Posted in Bashkortostan, Russia, Tatarstan

Bush, you 臭婊子

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2008

God, this is going to give the Volgi an effing stroke. Gordon Chang here reports and explicates the perfidy, pusillanimity, and vileness of the President and foreign-policy establishment’s going out of their way to screw Taiwan over at the implicit … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Dubya, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

Mithal Alusi: Stud

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2008

Obviously, Iraq and Israel’s interests diverge, but given that they’re both mortal enemies of Syria and Iran from way back, this guy’s approach, with the context of received Arab opinion, is breathtakingly audacious. بالتوفيق یا سعیدی Via Max Boot. Confucius, … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Israel, Mithal Alusi

Risk, Pain and Moral Hazard

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 15, 2008

‘Puter’s been doing some drinking and some thinking this past weekend, hence the dearth of posts. Both the drinking and the thinking are the direct results of the most recent financial news shaking out on Wall Street. Lehman Bros. is … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Lehman, Merril, Moral hazard, WaMu

Blackjack, meet the Raptor

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2008

M.A. O’Grady is doing her typically excellent work on Latin America in the WSJ today, with an excellent piece on Chávez and his comrade Evo Morales (she didn’t mention the Hondurans’ snide move this week, though), which contains this gem … Continue reading →

Posted in Ecuador, Honduras, Russia, USAF, Venezuela

The Post is coming around on Russia?

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

The Volgi has tried to restrain himself from going foreign-policy berserk, but it’s too tough today, especially with all my excess anxiety about the Redskins game. (Though they just got what could be the game-winning interception!) So, looks like the … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia

Europe’s hour of reckoning?

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

Thus writes Ian Buruma (of Occidentalism fame) in the Los Angeles Times. His article is very much worth reading, but your Volgi would take exception to one assertion: The prospect of joining the European Union has strengthened the democracies of … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia, Turkey

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